WHENEVER SOMEONE MAKES FUN OF AMERICA
I’M JUST LIKE:
at the airport when people found out our flight changed from 930 am to 530 pm and the brits were saying i hate america, this was me
(Source: fairyrainbows)
WHEN I MEET UP WITH MY BEST FRIEND
WE’RE LIKE:
(Source: mcavoys)
when i admit that i’m wrong
When anyone tries to talk to me before noon
When I tell a joke that I think is funny and nobody hears it
I got low. I didn’t see an end so I put a bullet in my mouth and the other guy spit it out.
